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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
1:52 pm
Hello Friends - New Blog
Hello friends!

Life in the past 9 months has been most fucking crazy. Full time school and part time work will do that.

I've got a new blog up on my evolving home website


It's called Copywriter Robot. The latest blog is about Japanese Death cults and how I'm justifiably the homo that Good Christians rightly fear. It'll be a blast.

I'll see how to syndicate my blog here, too.

How are you?

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Friday, March 13th, 2009
10:26 pm
Update! With Fucking Videos!
Hey all--

I made a bunch of videos in the past few weeks for a competition at school.

Here are two that didn't make it but I'm pretty proud of.

My Gay Best Friend

Music Video for Ryan Miera's "Victor's Wine & Cheesy Party"

His MySpace is here:


He's played drums for Kim fucking Deal. There is only one person on this friend's list who might say the same thing, so regardless he is fucking awesome.

I'm mostly found on Twitter as dillonfont . and increasing my facebook usage, after a great seminar I went to on how ot advertise on it I went this Wednesday (I know this sentence is terrible. I'm tired and stoned)

Back to my advertising cave.

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Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
1:32 pm

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Friday, January 9th, 2009
12:55 am
I <3 my boyfriend
Dillon: What if we just enable each other?

Jamie: Hhhhrrrrrm

Dillon: What if we're just like a really boring Sid and Nancy?

Jamie: Hhhhrrrrrm

Happy New Year, Homeys!

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Saturday, December 27th, 2008
7:11 pm
I made a new icon.

woooo Saturday night! Work till midnight! Work on a Powerpoint Presentation for an ambitious project people won't want to do!


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Thursday, November 6th, 2008
10:42 am
I keep fucking forgetting.

Me and Jamie are going to be in NYC for the Thanksgiving weekend. I'll be in NYC proper Friday late morning-Monday early morning.

I obviously want to plan to see as many of you as possible. Although

A: I'm poor. Super poor.
B: We have lots of Jamie's friends to see, too.

But I want to start planning things. Start commenting and emailing so we can arrange things for maximum turkey-weekend super fun times.

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Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
4:32 pm
I cannot, for the punk-rock life of me, stop watching this video, where Morning Musume meets Pink Lady

Dear God, please help me. Why do I love Pink lady so much?

And how fucked up that they look younger in 2005 than they did in 1982? CREEPY

*This is all my way of saying, I'm a student again, and its fucking great*

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Friday, September 26th, 2008
10:17 pm
Have I mentioned that I am 90% certain that I'll be throwing away my vote in November to vote for Nader? Cause I like totally am!

Because I believe in giving more support to third parties, and Illinois is so completely going to Obama regardless of what (or if) I vote.

Now you all know who to blame when McCain takes office and rides us like the dude riding the nuke in Dr Strangelove. NIce knowing you all!

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Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
1:36 pm
This post is concerned primarily with the pure delicious entertainment value of post-Palin Campaign Season. In all seriousness, no one would be surprised that I want the Republicans out out the fucking out of our government. Especially as the economy is collapsing, due pretty much to Republican deregulations and all the bullshit of gutting government agencies (regulatory and non) in order to promote the ideals of free-markets policing themselves. Thankfully this jolt is waking this country up to the fact that we do need a stronger government that, maybe, just maybe, is here for the people, and not for corporate interests. While I am in major support of Obama, I myself will probably vote for Nader in the coming election, as Obama is pretty much winning Illinois no matter what. If the state polls leading up to the election make the margins tighter between Change McSmartypants and The Shell of the Maverick, I'll vote for McSmartypants.

That being said...


I am so in love with Sarah Palin. Each day seems to see another layer of the onion that is Palin peeled back, revealing more delicious scandals that more easily bring tears to one's eyes. Troopergate, her extreme abortion stance, her down's syndrome baby and her kid who is having a kid. MCCain and his campaign are now trying to stop any more investigation into Troopergate, even though the country is _so_ fucking curious, and at this point it just screams "Don't look behind the fucking curtain!", and all of us are seeing that the grand Wizardress is just another crony-loving Bush clone. Oh! And when Carly Fiorini, major McCain campaign economic priestess, slipped out that Ms. Palin could never run a company. Christ, I wish the McCain campaign would just go full throttle and turn her life into a full-on America's Next Top Model-esque reality show.

And oh McCain. McCain McCain. Your backpedaling after you said that "the economy is fundamentally strong" as AIG and the Lehman Brothers collapse, as Wall Street implodes under the weight of its own over-bloated numbers, was a dream to see documented on NYTimes.com and the Huffington Post. And then he was all "We'll get a commission to look into it, America!"
Oh, and when Obama shot you back with the
“Instead of offering up concrete plans to solve these issues, Senator McCain offered up the oldest Washington stunt in the book –- you pass the buck to a commission to study the problem,” Mr. Obama told an audience here. “But here’s the thing – this isn’t 9/11.”

and then hit back with his right hook.

“What we’ve seen the last few days ,” Mr. Obama said, “is nothing less than the final verdict on an economic philosophy that has completely failed.”

I am living in Bone City.

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Saturday, September 13th, 2008
11:13 pm
It is completely fucked up that David Foster Wallace killed himself.


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Monday, September 8th, 2008
12:08 pm
Sex Ed
I'm sure i could be more productive, besides reading here at work. I got an ad campaign to work on, preferably in advanced stages by the time I start up The Chicago Portfolio School in October.

Anyhoozle, today I'm looking forward to a free syphilis test! Apparently some dude I banged since I got to Chi-town got a case of the blind n crazies, but was kind enough to get the Howard Brown Health Center (the free gay clinic here) to call me and let me know I may one day turn in Jack The Ripper.

Even though technically I'm allergic to penicillin, I'm hardly worried. Still, it bears repeating that all of us should be vigilant about sexual health, especially the sluts among us (of which I am totes a member). Sometimes I'm surprised that what I assume to be basic sexual health knowledge, other people may not totally grasp. When the kind counselor called me about my possible syphilis, I was like "well, its not the big A, a shot of penicillin will take care of it" and he was surprised, all "Oh, so you know what this STD is!" and I'm all "... of course I do."

Perhaps its just me being a nerd, knowing all this STD stuff. Or maybe it was because I came of gay age when STD education was big for the homos, at least in books/internet/gay society. It all is common sense to me. And to think some assholes still think pushing abstinence education in lieu of sex education, even though more and more studies are proving that it does nothing to prevent sex. Bristol Palin gets knocked up at 17, her and her hockey boyfriend are paraded as paragons of Republican pro-life insanity, and kids in my hometown are still popping out kids at 14.

Maybe a solution is erasing shame about sex. I'm dillon, I'm a slutty faggot, I may have syphilis, and I want pro-government Democrats back in office.

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Friday, September 5th, 2008
12:43 pm
natalie dee

In other news, moving in with one's lover can apparently be stressful and anxiety-causing. Its been a tough few days, but things are looking up.

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Thursday, August 28th, 2008
6:25 pm
I'm moving in with my first boyfriend, I'm about to go back to school (frealsies this time), I spent more money than I should have the past week, so I'm poor, moving forward, and freaking the fuck out.

I guess this makes me 23 or 24 then. Getting closer.

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Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
7:12 pm
Bloody Brilliant PR
Not only am I not one for posting videos, but certainly, I am not one to ever promote the career and image of one Miss Paris Hilton

But this is fucking genius
(In response to McCain ads that compared Obama to Paris Hilton)

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
1:43 am

-Lost a bag of my favorite clothes on the fucking bus
-Met my boyfriend's parents and won the conservative father over by arguing politics with him for over an hour
-Got into the Chicago Portfolio School.

So I'm less awesome-clothed, met my first set of parents in a relationship, and my future is starting to come into focus.

And it wasn't even a holiday!

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Monday, July 7th, 2008
11:12 pm
I'm playing Nethack again.


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Thursday, June 5th, 2008
2:27 pm
Help me, internet!
Hey everyone--

I got an easy eeeaaasy favor to ask of all of you.

I'm looking to make a reel of my video work, both for me and for my application to the Chicago Portfolio School.

Please watch these four following videos I did for spinshell.tv in early 2007, and comment on which of these (if any) you think are good enough to go on my reel.

Note - this isn't for my acting skills - it's for my writing


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Monday, June 2nd, 2008
6:34 pm
NSO Alumni
(Apologies to people who read this journal aren't affiliated)

ATTN: Former NSO-ers

I'm teaming up with Amy Hirst '04 to create an NSO alumni database.

The purpose of this database is two-fold:

-Have a central place for former NSOers to find information on past fellow nerds

-To provide career advice/guidance to former/current NSOers.

We want your information!
Please email


And provide as much of the following information as you feel comfortable

Class Year
Email Address
Phone Number
Current/Past jobs
How willing you are to be contacted by others for career advice.

Yes - essentially this is a specialized version of the alumni lists that the Vassar career office. However, lets face it, us NSOers loved sticking together, and this would be a fantastic resource for all involved.

Thanks everyone!
Dillon and Amy

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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
9:46 pm
What's awesome about this round of job-searching is how excited, terrified, and driven I am.

Mostly because this is the first job hunt where I've had a specific focus. And after reading some books about job hunting and freelancing in general. I hope this optimism sticks, or more importantly, results in me either getting a job or starting some program that will get me a job.

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Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
2:05 pm
That Sucked
so, to fix the MacBook would be 750 bucks. I might as well get a refurbished one for a 100 bucks more.

Oh! Too bad I ain't got that kinda cash!

Thankfully, I have a backup, my old PC laptop (sorry Sara) which hopefully by tonight I'll have done up with all the programs I need to get back to work.

Christ. I gotta figure out a way to get a new MacBook. At least the harddrive should be fine (from the broken one). Yes, I backed up documents recently, but I have lots of important emails and oianfdoisnfd

sorry for the whinefest everyone. I'm just annoyed that one drink could cause 1000 bucks in damage.

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